Mel Gibson is to BP Oil what 9/11 was to Gary Condit. In case you forgot, Condit was the shady Congressman suspected of being involved with young intern Chandra Levy's disappearance after it came out they had an illicit affair.( He also liked to dress in weird leather biker outfits but that's beside the point.) Anyway, the whole case was seriously backburnered after 9/11 occurred. And the same thing has taken place with the BP oil spill being so closely followed by Mel's recorded verbal tirade on his Russian girlfriend and mother of his child (who looks a little like Jessica Alba playing a street hooker in a Lifetime movie but that's also beside the point).
So now, all of a sudden, the en vogue topic has switched from BP to MG. I happened to be at a dinner party last night and the usual Gibson chatter ensued...questions like "What was his worst quote?", "What does it matter if he gets a blow job before or after Jacuzzi-ing" and "Does it mean you're a true racist if after you have a few drinks, you refer to Black people as the n-word and tell your baby mama you hope she gets raped by a few?" The answer was a unanimous yes on the last one, by the way. Then another interesting question came up which was "How does this behavior relate to Mel's staunch identification as a traditionalist Catholic? " I mean, while I don't know much about traditional Catholicism, I think it's safe to assume that using the word "cunt" every third sentence and threatening to kill and bury your spouse in a rose garden are not usually part of the teachings. Anyway, since I already had Catholic hypocrisy on the brain, it was a funny coincidence that I came home to a Facebook request from another mean Catholic...
Story to follow shortly. I'm sure all 5 of the people who read this can not wait.
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